Merge remote-tracking branch 'gitdab/main'

# Conflicts:
#	package-lock.json
#	package.json
#	src/d2m/converters/message-to-event.test.js
#	test/data.js

docs/developer-orientation.md

@@ -89,7 +89,7 @@ Whether you read those or not, I'm more than happy to help you 1-on-1 with codin
 
 # Dependency justification
 
-Total transitive production dependencies: 112
+Total transitive production dependencies: 114
 
 ### <font size="+2">🦕</font>
 
@@ -108,6 +108,7 @@ Total transitive production dependencies: 112
 * (0) @cloudrac3r/mixin-deep: This is my fork. (It fixes a bug in regular mixin-deep.)
 * (0) @cloudrac3r/pngjs: Lottie stickers are converted to bitmaps with the vendored Rlottie WASM build, then the bitmaps are converted to PNG with pngjs.
 * (0) @cloudrac3r/stream-type: Determine type of Matrix files that don't specify it in info. Switched from stream-mime-type to this.
+* (0) @cloudrac3r/tell-me-when: Parse English natural language dates and times for the m->d //time command.
 * (0) @cloudrac3r/turndown: This HTML-to-Markdown converter looked the most suitable. I forked it to change the escaping logic to match the way Discord works.
 * (3) @stackoverflow/stacks: Stack Overflow design language and icons.
 * (0) ansi-colors: Helps with interactive prompting for the initial setup, and it's already pulled in by enquirer.
@@ -125,6 +126,7 @@ Total transitive production dependencies: 112
 * (1) mime-types: List of mime type mappings. Needed to serve static files.
 * (0) prettier-bytes: It does what I want and has no dependencies.
 * (0) snowtransfer: Discord API library with bring-your-own-caching that I trust.
+* (0) temporal-polyfill-lite: Needed for the //time command. The Temporal API has only been stabilised as of Node.js v26.
 * (0) try-to-catch: Not strictly necessary, but it's already pulled in by supertape, so I may as well.
 * (0) uqr: QR code SVG generator. Used on the website to scan in an invite link.
 * (0) xxhash-wasm: Used where cryptographically secure hashing is not required.

package-lock.json

@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
       "license": "AGPL-3.0-or-later",
       "dependencies": {
         "@chriscdn/promise-semaphore": "^3.0.1",
-        "@cloudrac3r/discord-markdown": "^2.8.0",
+        "@cloudrac3r/discord-markdown": "^2.9.0",
         "@cloudrac3r/giframe": "^0.4.3",
         "@cloudrac3r/html-template-tag": "^5.0.1",
         "@cloudrac3r/in-your-element": "^1.1.1",
@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@
         "@cloudrac3r/pngjs": "^7.0.3",
         "@cloudrac3r/pug": "^4.0.4",
         "@cloudrac3r/stream-type": "^1.0.0",
+        "@cloudrac3r/tell-me-when": "^2.0.0",
         "@cloudrac3r/turndown": "^7.1.5",
         "@stackoverflow/stacks": "^2.5.4",
         "@stackoverflow/stacks-icons": "^6.0.2",
@@ -39,6 +40,7 @@
         "prettier-bytes": "^1.0.4",
         "sharp": "^0.35.3",
         "snowtransfer": "^0.19.0",
+        "temporal-polyfill-lite": "^0.4.3",
         "try-to-catch": "^4.0.5",
         "uqr": "^0.1.2",
         "xxhash-wasm": "^1.0.2",
@@ -55,6 +57,19 @@
         "node": ">=22"
       }
     },
+    "../discord-markdown": {
+      "name": "@cloudrac3r/discord-markdown",
+      "version": "2.9.0",
+      "extraneous": true,
+      "license": "MIT",
+      "dependencies": {
+        "simple-markdown": "^0.7.3"
+      },
+      "devDependencies": {
+        "@cloudrac3r/tap-dot": "^2.0.2",
+        "supertape": "^13.6.2"
+      }
+    },
     "node_modules/@babel/helper-string-parser": {
       "version": "7.27.1",
       "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/@babel/helper-string-parser/-/helper-string-parser-7.27.1.tgz",
@@ -131,9 +146,9 @@
       }
     },
     "node_modules/@cloudrac3r/discord-markdown": {
-      "version": "2.8.0",
+      "version": "2.9.0",
-      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/@cloudrac3r/discord-markdown/-/discord-markdown-2.8.0.tgz",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/@cloudrac3r/discord-markdown/-/discord-markdown-2.9.0.tgz",
-      "integrity": "sha512-ciLxS6iaMxuEkEln7Y9rTpUBFf+gij8djNKS1QGrTfKoHcKABmDvcXQlPntdTx7odHjtMqV2RfvR/rnmQ25YPQ==",
+      "integrity": "sha512-0S22mNlT9rPhYnxP+qzKWayVe+hFWcEqxVCviF/pyzWAb9nLaBZkIVk0jHTImoA1MY0mqx1uMKjIcxVHkEZe3A==",
       "license": "MIT",
       "dependencies": {
         "simple-markdown": "^0.7.3"
@@ -267,6 +282,18 @@
         "node": ">=8.0.0"
       }
     },
+    "node_modules/@cloudrac3r/tell-me-when": {
+      "version": "2.0.0",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/@cloudrac3r/tell-me-when/-/tell-me-when-2.0.0.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-U+TEOTe6f/vSIeD/QP0VPrkLrhnFtQs2euxBOAaqC8rzQKu8nNoKSFuhipT6DyuCZH48B58+qrPMmH2w2IgMhA==",
+      "license": "MIT",
+      "bin": {
+        "tell-me-when": "dist/src/cli.js"
+      },
+      "engines": {
+        "node": ">=16"
+      }
+    },
     "node_modules/@cloudrac3r/turndown": {
       "version": "7.1.5",
       "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/@cloudrac3r/turndown/-/turndown-7.1.5.tgz",
@@ -1049,9 +1076,9 @@
       }
     },
     "node_modules/@types/react": {
-      "version": "19.2.14",
+      "version": "19.3.0",
-      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/@types/react/-/react-19.2.14.tgz",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/@types/react/-/react-19.3.0.tgz",
-      "integrity": "sha512-ilcTH/UniCkMdtexkoCN0bI7pMcJDvmQFPvuPvmEaYA/NSfFTAgdUSLAoVjaRJm7+6PvcM+q1zYOwS4wTYMF9w==",
+      "integrity": "sha512-N0rFCuH9YoxG9/m61l9MfpJKfmLOVU0em7ipIz6TRgSSkvReLB9vL85GB+yr8Bs5leqpvg96JSwF4ZS1s4viQg==",
       "license": "MIT",
       "dependencies": {
         "csstype": "^3.2.2"
@@ -2503,6 +2530,12 @@
         "url": "https://github.com/sponsors/ljharb"
       }
     },
+    "node_modules/temporal-polyfill-lite": {
+      "version": "0.4.3",
+      "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/temporal-polyfill-lite/-/temporal-polyfill-lite-0.4.3.tgz",
+      "integrity": "sha512-Lw/de9tydKmrU0icQy6Z+abX5mzDk4iqyt6Xp2iDDxY6SGISiuhuP3TcfWlYveM1FN1I7FjT5nG+Kh9eCiSnVg==",
+      "license": "MIT"
+    },
     "node_modules/test-exclude": {
       "version": "8.0.0",
       "resolved": "https://registry.npmjs.org/test-exclude/-/test-exclude-8.0.0.tgz",

package.json

@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@
   },
   "dependencies": {
     "@chriscdn/promise-semaphore": "^3.0.1",
-    "@cloudrac3r/discord-markdown": "^2.8.0",
+    "@cloudrac3r/discord-markdown": "^2.9.0",
     "@cloudrac3r/giframe": "^0.4.3",
     "@cloudrac3r/html-template-tag": "^5.0.1",
     "@cloudrac3r/in-your-element": "^1.1.1",
@@ -27,6 +27,7 @@
     "@cloudrac3r/pngjs": "^7.0.3",
     "@cloudrac3r/pug": "^4.0.4",
     "@cloudrac3r/stream-type": "^1.0.0",
+    "@cloudrac3r/tell-me-when": "^2.0.0",
     "@cloudrac3r/turndown": "^7.1.5",
     "@stackoverflow/stacks": "^2.5.4",
     "@stackoverflow/stacks-icons": "^6.0.2",
@@ -48,6 +49,7 @@
     "prettier-bytes": "^1.0.4",
     "sharp": "^0.35.3",
     "snowtransfer": "^0.19.0",
+    "temporal-polyfill-lite": "^0.4.3",
     "try-to-catch": "^4.0.5",
     "uqr": "^0.1.2",
     "xxhash-wasm": "^1.0.2",

src/d2m/converters/message-to-event.js

@@ -18,6 +18,8 @@ const lottie = sync.require("../actions/lottie")
 const mxUtils = sync.require("../../matrix/utils")
 /** @type {import("../../discord/utils")} */
 const dUtils = sync.require("../../discord/utils")
+/** @type {import("../../discord/time")} */
+const discordTime = sync.require("../../discord/time")
 /** @type {import("./find-mentions")} */
 const findMentions = sync.require("./find-mentions")
 /** @type {import("../../discord/interactions/poll-responses")} */
@@ -72,6 +74,17 @@ function getDiscordParseCallbacks(message, guild, useHTML, spoilers = []) {
 				return `:${node.name}:`
 			}
 		},
+		/** @param {{timestamp: number, style: string | null}} node */
+		timestamp: node => {
+			const text = discordTime.convertDiscordTime(node.timestamp, node.style)
+			if (useHTML) {
+				let url = `${reg.ooye.bridge_origin}/time/${node.timestamp}`
+				if (node.style) url += `/${node.style}`
+				return tag`<a href="${url}">${text}</a>`
+			} else {
+				return text
+			}
+		},
 		role: node => {
 			const role = guild.roles.find(r => r.id === node.id)
 			if (!role) {
@@ -870,32 +883,47 @@ async function messageToEvent(message, guild, options = {}, di) {
 
 	// Then scheduled events
 	if (message.content && di?.snow) {
-		for (const match of [...message.content.matchAll(/discord\.gg\/([A-Za-z0-9]+)\?event=([0-9]{18,})/g)]) { // snowflake has minimum 18 because the events feature is at least that old
+		for (const match of [...message.content.matchAll(/discord\.gg\/([A-Za-z0-9]+)\?event=([0-9]{18,})|\/events\/([0-9]+)\/([0-9]{18,})/g)]) { // snowflake has minimum 18 because the events feature is at least that old
+			/** @type {DiscordTypes.APIGuildScheduledEvent | undefined} */
+			let event
 			let invite
-			try {
+
-				invite = await di.snow.invite.getInvite(match[1], {guild_scheduled_event_id: match[2]})
+			if (match[1]) {
-			} catch (e) {
+				try {
-				// Skip expired/invalid invites and events
+					invite = await di.snow.invite.getInvite(match[1], {guild_scheduled_event_id: match[2]})
-				if (e.message === "Unknown Invite") {
+					event = invite.guild_scheduled_event
-					break
+				} catch (e) {
-				} else {
+					// Skip expired/invalid invites and events
+					if (e.message === "Unknown Invite") {
+						break
+					} else {
+						throw e
+					}
+				}
+			} else if (match[3]) {
+				try {
+					event = await di.snow.guildScheduledEvent.getGuildScheduledEvent(match[3], match[4])
+				} catch (e) {
 					throw e
 				}
 			}
 
-			const event = invite.guild_scheduled_event
 			if (!event) continue // the event ID provided was not valid
 
-			const formatter = new Intl.DateTimeFormat("en-NZ", {month: "long", day: "numeric", hour: "numeric", minute: "2-digit", timeZoneName: "shortGeneric", timeZone: reg.ooye.time_zone}) // 9 June at 3:00 pm NZT
 			const rep = new mxUtils.MatrixStringBuilder()
+			const unixSeconds = Math.floor(new Date(event.scheduled_start_time).getTime() / 1000)
 
 			// Add time
 			if (event.scheduled_end_time) {
-				// @ts-ignore - no definition available for formatRange
+				const formatter = new Intl.DateTimeFormat("en-NZ", {month: "long", day: "numeric", hour: "numeric", minute: "2-digit", timeZoneName: "shortGeneric", timeZone: reg.ooye.time_zone}) // 9 June at 3:00 pm NZT
-				rep.addParagraph(`Scheduled Event - ${formatter.formatRange(new Date(event.scheduled_start_time), new Date(event.scheduled_end_time))}`)
+				var displayTime = formatter.formatRange(new Date(event.scheduled_start_time), new Date(event.scheduled_end_time))
 			} else {
-				rep.addParagraph(`Scheduled Event - ${formatter.format(new Date(event.scheduled_start_time))}`)
+				var displayTime = discordTime.convertDiscordTime(unixSeconds, "F")
 			}
+			rep.addParagraph(
+				`Scheduled Event - ${displayTime}`,
+				tag`Scheduled Event - <a href="${reg.ooye.bridge_origin}/time/${unixSeconds.toString()}/F">${displayTime}</a>`
+			)
 
 			// Add details
 			rep.addLine(`## ${event.name}`, tag`<strong>${event.name}</strong>`)
@@ -904,7 +932,7 @@ async function messageToEvent(message, guild, options = {}, di) {
 			// Add location
 			if (event.entity_metadata?.location) {
 				rep.addParagraph(`📍 ${event.entity_metadata.location}`)
-			} else if (invite.channel?.name) {
+			} else if (invite?.channel?.name) {
 				const roomID = select("channel_room", "room_id", {channel_id: invite.channel.id}).pluck().get()
 				if (roomID) {
 					const via = await getViaServersMemo(roomID)

src/d2m/converters/message-to-event.test.components.js

@@ -44,7 +44,7 @@ test("message2event components: pk question mark output", async t => {
 			+ "\n| Same hat"
 			+ "\n| 🖼️ Image: https://bridge.example.org/download/discordcdn/934955898965729280/1466556006527012987/image.png"
 			+ "\n"
-			+ "\n-# Original Message ID: 1466556003645657118 · <t:1769724599:f>",
+			+ "\n-# Original Message ID: 1466556003645657118 · 29 January 2026 at 10:09 pm (UTC)",
 		format: "org.matrix.custom.html",
 		formatted_body: "<blockquote>"
 			+ "<h3>Lillith (INX)</h3>"
@@ -73,7 +73,7 @@ test("message2event components: pk question mark output", async t => {
 			+ "<hr>"
 			+ "<p>Same hat</p>"
 			+ `🖼️ Image: <a href="https://bridge.example.org/download/discordcdn/934955898965729280/1466556006527012987/image.png">image.png</a></blockquote>`
-			+ "<p><sub>Original Message ID: 1466556003645657118 · &lt;t:1769724599:f&gt;</sub></p>",
+			+ "<p><sub>Original Message ID: 1466556003645657118 · <a href=\"https://bridge.example.org/time/1769724599/f\">29 January 2026 at 10:09 pm (UTC)</a></sub></p>",
 		"m.mentions": {},
 		msgtype: "m.text",
 	}])

src/d2m/converters/message-to-event.test.js

@@ -202,6 +202,28 @@ test("message2event: simple game mentions", async t => {
 	}])
 })
 
+test("message2event: timestamps", async t => {
+	const events = await messageToEvent(data.message.timestamps, data.guild.general, {})
+	t.deepEqual(events, [{
+		$type: "m.room.message",
+		msgtype: "m.text",
+		body: "4 Oct 2026, 9:33:33 am (UTC)"
+			+ "\n4 October 2026 at 9:33 am (UTC)"
+			+ "\nSunday, 4 October 2026 at 9:34 am (UTC)"
+			+ "\n9:34:08 am (UTC)"
+			+ "\n3 October 2026 at 9:30 am (UTC)"
+			+ "\n24 December 2026 at 11:00 pm (UTC)",
+		format: "org.matrix.custom.html",
+		formatted_body: `<a href="https://bridge.example.org/time/1791106413/S">4 Oct 2026, 9:33:33 am (UTC)</a>`
+			+ `<br><a href="https://bridge.example.org/time/1791106436/f">4 October 2026 at 9:33 am (UTC)</a>`
+			+ `<br><a href="https://bridge.example.org/time/1791106440/F">Sunday, 4 October 2026 at 9:34 am (UTC)</a>`
+			+ `<br><a href="https://bridge.example.org/time/1791106448/T">9:34:08 am (UTC)</a>`
+			+ `<br><a href="https://bridge.example.org/time/1791019800/R">3 October 2026 at 9:30 am (UTC)</a>`
+			+ `<br><a href="https://bridge.example.org/time/1798153200/R">24 December 2026 at 11:00 pm (UTC)</a>`,
+		"m.mentions": {}
+	}])
+})
+
 test("message2event: simple message link", async t => {
 	let called = 0
 	const events = await messageToEvent(data.message.simple_message_link, data.guild.general, {}, {

src/discord/time.js

@@ -0,0 +1,51 @@
+// @ts-check
+
+const assert = require("assert").strict
+
+/*
+	https://docs.discord.com/developers/reference#message-formatting
+
+	Trying to make these formats fairly culture independent since the Matrix text will show up the same for everyone.
+	That means no ambiguous short dates like 03/04/26. The shortest allowable date is "medium", which spells the month.
+	It also means no 24-hour time, since this is ambiguous to 12-hour time users. Times must have am/pm.
+	Relative time is not supported for text conversion and will fall back to the default, "f".
+
+	See the test file for sample outputs.
+*/
+
+/** @type {Map<string, Intl.DateTimeFormatOptions>} discord style letter abbreviation -> Intl.DateTimeFormat constructor options */
+const styles = new Map([
+	["t", {timeStyle: "short", timeZone: "UTC"}],
+	["T", {timeStyle: "medium", timeZone: "UTC"}],
+	["d", {dateStyle: "medium", timeZone: "UTC"}],
+	["D", {dateStyle: "long", timeZone: "UTC"}],
+	["f", {dateStyle: "long", timeStyle: "short", timeZone: "UTC"}],
+	["F", {dateStyle: "full", timeStyle: "short", timeZone: "UTC"}],
+	["s", {dateStyle: "medium", timeStyle: "short", timeZone: "UTC"}],
+	["S", {dateStyle: "medium", timeStyle: "medium", timeZone: "UTC"}]
+])
+const defaultStyle = "f"
+
+/**
+ * @param {string | null | undefined} [style]
+ * @returns {Intl.DateTimeFormatOptions} */
+function getFormatOptions(style) {
+	if (!style || !styles.has(style)) style = defaultStyle
+	const formatOptions = styles.get(style)
+	assert(formatOptions)
+	return formatOptions
+}
+
+/**
+ * @param {number} timestamp unix time in seconds
+ * @param {string | null | undefined} [style] discord style letter abbreviation, if present
+ * @returns {string}
+ */
+function convertDiscordTime(timestamp, style) {
+	const formatter = new Intl.DateTimeFormat("en-NZ", getFormatOptions(style))
+	const d = new Date(timestamp * 1000)
+	return formatter.format(d) + " (UTC)"
+}
+
+module.exports.getFormatOptions = getFormatOptions
+module.exports.convertDiscordTime = convertDiscordTime

src/discord/time.test.js

@@ -0,0 +1,48 @@
+// @ts-check
+
+const time = require("./time")
+const {test} = require("supertape")
+
+const d = new Date("2026-02-14T14:23:06.000Z")
+const seconds = d.getTime() / 1000
+
+test("time: default style", t => {
+	t.equal(time.convertDiscordTime(seconds), "14 February 2026 at 2:23 pm (UTC)")
+})
+
+test("time: t style", t => {
+	t.equal(time.convertDiscordTime(seconds, "t"), "2:23 pm (UTC)")
+})
+
+test("time: T style", t => {
+	t.equal(time.convertDiscordTime(seconds, "T"), "2:23:06 pm (UTC)")
+})
+
+test("time: d style", t => {
+	t.equal(time.convertDiscordTime(seconds, "d"), "14 Feb 2026 (UTC)")
+})
+
+test("time: D style", t => {
+	t.equal(time.convertDiscordTime(seconds, "D"), "14 February 2026 (UTC)")
+})
+
+test("time: f style", t => {
+	t.equal(time.convertDiscordTime(seconds, "f"), "14 February 2026 at 2:23 pm (UTC)")
+})
+
+test("time: F style", t => {
+	t.equal(time.convertDiscordTime(seconds, "F"), "Saturday, 14 February 2026 at 2:23 pm (UTC)")
+})
+
+test("time: s style", t => {
+	t.equal(time.convertDiscordTime(seconds, "s"), "14 Feb 2026, 2:23 pm (UTC)")
+})
+
+test("time: S style", t => {
+	t.equal(time.convertDiscordTime(seconds, "S"), "14 Feb 2026, 2:23:06 pm (UTC)")
+})
+
+test("time: R style", t => {
+	// Discord would display this as relative time, but I don't want to do that in a static message.
+	t.equal(time.convertDiscordTime(seconds, "R"), "14 February 2026 at 2:23 pm (UTC)")
+})

src/matrix/matrix-command-handler.js

@@ -3,8 +3,9 @@
 const assert = require("assert").strict
 const DiscordTypes = require("discord-api-types/v10")
 const Ty = require("../types")
-const {pipeline} = require("stream").promises
 const sharp = require("sharp")
+const tw = require("@cloudrac3r/tell-me-when")
+const {tag} = require("@cloudrac3r/html-template-tag")
 
 const {discord, sync, db, select} = require("../passthrough")
 /** @type {import("./api")}) */
@@ -13,8 +14,9 @@ const api = sync.require("./api")
 const mxUtils = sync.require("./utils")
 /** @type {import("../discord/utils")} */
 const dUtils = sync.require("../discord/utils")
-/** @type {import("./kstate")} */
+/** @type {import("../d2m/actions/retrigger")} */
-const ks = sync.require("./kstate")
+const retrigger = sync.require("../d2m/actions/retrigger")
+
 const {reg} = require("./read-registration")
 
 const PREFIXES = ["//", "/"]
@@ -33,7 +35,17 @@ function getSlotCount(tier) {
 	return TIER_EMOJI_SLOTS.get(tier) || 50
 }
 
-let buttons = []
+/**
+ * @typedef Button
+ * @property {string} roomID
+ * @property {string} eventID
+ * @property {string} mxid
+ * @property {string} key
+ * @property {(any) => any} resolve
+ * @property {number} created
+ */
+
+const buttonStore = sync.remember(() => /** @type {{buttons: Button[]}} */ ({buttons: []}))
 
 /**
  * @param {string} roomID where to add the button
@@ -51,22 +63,23 @@ async function addButton(roomID, eventID, key, mxid) {
 		}
 	})
 	return new Promise(resolve => {
-		buttons.push({roomID, eventID, mxid, key, resolve, created: Date.now()})
+		buttonStore.buttons.push({roomID, eventID, mxid, key, resolve, created: Date.now()})
 	})
 }
 
 // Clear out old buttons every so often to free memory
 setInterval(() => {
 	const now = Date.now()
-	buttons = buttons.filter(b => now - b.created < 2*60*60*1000)
+	buttonStore.buttons = buttonStore.buttons.filter(b => now - b.created < 2*60*60*1000)
 }, 10*60*1000).unref()
 
 /** @param {Ty.Event.Outer<Ty.Event.M_Reaction>} event */
 function onReactionAdd(event) {
-	const button = buttons.find(b => b.roomID === event.room_id && b.mxid === event.sender && b.eventID === event.content["m.relates_to"]?.event_id && b.key === event.content["m.relates_to"]?.key)
+	const button = buttonStore.buttons.find(b => b.roomID === event.room_id && b.mxid === event.sender && b.eventID === event.content["m.relates_to"]?.event_id && b.key === event.content["m.relates_to"]?.key)
 	if (button) {
-		buttons = buttons.filter(b => b !== button) // remove button data so it can't be clicked again
+		buttonStore.buttons = buttonStore.buttons.filter(b => b !== button) // remove button data so it can't be clicked again
 		button.resolve(event)
+		return true
 	}
 }
 
@@ -318,6 +331,114 @@ const commands = [{
 			})
 		}
 	)
+}, {
+	aliases: ["time"],
+	execute: replyctx(
+		async (event, realBody, words, ctx) => {
+			// Guard
+			/** @type {string} */ // @ts-ignore
+			const channelID = select("channel_room", "channel_id", {room_id: event.room_id}).pluck().get()
+			const channel = discord.channels.get(channelID)
+			const guildID = channel?.["guild_id"]
+			if (!guildID) {
+				return api.sendEvent(event.room_id, "m.room.message", {
+					...ctx,
+					msgtype: "m.text",
+					body: "This room isn't bridged to the other side."
+				})
+			}
+
+			// Get user timezone
+			const profile = await api.getProfile(event.sender)
+			const senderTimeZone = profile?.["m.tz"]
+			if (!senderTimeZone) {
+				return api.sendEvent(event.room_id, "m.room.message", {
+					...ctx,
+					msgtype: "m.text",
+					body: "This command converts a time in your local time zone for everybody else. But I don't know your time zone. Please set your time zone (hopefully possible in your client's settings/account menu) and try again."
+				})
+			}
+
+			try {
+				var now = Temporal.Now.zonedDateTimeISO(senderTimeZone)
+			} catch (e) {
+				return api.sendEvent(event.room_id, "m.room.message", {
+					...ctx,
+					...new mxUtils.MatrixStringBuilder().add(
+						`The time zone on your account, "${senderTimeZone}", is not valid. It needs to be an IANA time zone value, with a slash. See yours here: https://time.is/your_time_zone`,
+						tag`The time zone on your account, <code>${senderTimeZone}</code>, is not valid. It needs to be an IANA time zone value with a slash. <a href="https://time.is/your_time_zone">See yours here.</a>`
+					).get()
+				})
+			}
+
+			const input = words.slice(1).join(" ").trim()
+			if (!input) {
+				return api.sendEvent(event.room_id, "m.room.message", {
+					...ctx,
+					msgtype: "m.text",
+					body: "This command converts a time in your local time zone for everybody else. Use this command with a time or date (English natural language)."
+				})
+			}
+
+			try {
+				var parsed = tw.parse(input)
+				var when = tw.tellMeWhen(input, {now})
+			} catch (e) {
+				return api.sendEvent(event.room_id, "m.room.message", {
+					...ctx,
+					msgtype: "m.text",
+					body: "I didn't understand your input. If you think your input was reasonable, please report this as a bug."
+				})
+			}
+
+			const messageID = select("event_message", "message_id", {event_id: event.event_id}).pluck().get()
+
+			const hasDate = parsed.some(x => Array.isArray(x) && x[0].match(/year|month|week|date|day/i))
+			const hasTime = parsed.some(x => Array.isArray(x) && x[0].match(/hour|minute|second/i))
+			const colonStyle =
+				( hasDate && hasTime ? ":F"
+				: hasDate ? ":D"
+				: ":t")
+
+			/** @param {Temporal.ZonedDateTime} z */
+			function convertOne(z) {
+				return "<t:" + Math.floor(z.toInstant().epochMilliseconds / 1000) + colonStyle + ">"
+			}
+
+			if (Array.isArray(when)) { // convert range
+				var content = `From ${convertOne(when[0])} to ${convertOne(when[1])}`
+			} else { // convert single time
+				var content = `${convertOne(when)}`
+			}
+
+			/** @type {DiscordTypes.RESTPostAPIChannelMessageJSONBody} */
+			const message = {
+				flags: DiscordTypes.MessageFlags.IsComponentsV2,
+				components: [{
+					type: DiscordTypes.ComponentType.Container,
+					components: [{
+						type: DiscordTypes.ComponentType.TextDisplay,
+						content: `## ${content}\n-# Wrong? 🗑️ to delete`
+					}]
+				}]
+			}
+			if (messageID) {
+				Object.assign(message, {
+					message_reference: {
+						type: DiscordTypes.MessageReferenceType.Default,
+						message_id: messageID,
+					}
+				})
+			}
+			const sent = await discord.snow.channel.createMessage(channelID, message)
+			if (!await retrigger.waitForMessage(sent.id)) return
+			const sentEventID = select("event_message", "event_id", {message_id: sent.id}, "ORDER BY reaction_part").pluck().get()
+			assert(sentEventID)
+			addButton(event.room_id, sentEventID, "🗑️", event.sender).then(() => {
+				discord.snow.channel.deleteMessage(channelID, sent.id).catch(() => {})
+			})
+		}
+	)
 }]
 
 

src/web/pug/time.pug

@@ -0,0 +1,143 @@
+//- requires timestamp, text, style
+
+- const WIDTH = 600
+
+doctype html
+html(lang="en")
+  head
+    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
+    <link rel="icon" href="data:image/svg+xml,<svg xmlns=%22http://www.w3.org/2000/svg%22 viewBox=%220 0 100 80%22><text y=%22.83em%22 font-size=%2283%22>⏰</text></svg>">
+    title= `Converting time ${text}...`
+    style.
+      body {
+        font-family: "Segoe UI", sans-serif;
+        margin: 0 auto;
+        padding: 4px;
+        font-size: 18px;
+        background-color: #f0f2f5; /* element compound tertiary off-white */
+        max-width: !{WIDTH}px;
+      }
+      .only-script {
+        display: none;
+      }
+      .yes-script .only-script {
+        display: revert;
+      }
+      .local {
+        line-height: 1;
+        width: auto;
+        height: auto;
+        max-width: 100%;
+      }
+      .original {
+        color: #004c84;
+      }
+      .remaining {
+        font-weight: bold;
+      }
+      .primary-remaining {
+        font-size: 25px;
+      }
+      @media (prefers-color-scheme: dark) {
+        body {
+          color: #e3e3e3;
+          background-color: #131416; /* element compound bg but desaturated */
+        }
+        .original {
+          color: #99c9ec;
+        }
+        .local {
+          fill: #fff;
+        }
+        .remaining {
+          color: #fff;
+        }
+      }
+  body
+    noscript
+      | You must enable JavaScript to convert to your local time.
+    .only-script
+      p In your local time, #[span.original= text] is...
+      if style === "R"
+        p.primary-remaining #[span#remaining.remaining]#[span#direction] #[span#tick.tick]
+      svg.local(viewBox=`0 -130 ${WIDTH} 253`)
+        text(style="font-size: 160px; font-weight: bold;")#localTime
+        text(y=70 style="font-size: 45px; font-weight: bold;")#localDate
+        text(y=115 style="font-size: 22px;")#localTz
+      if style !== "R"
+        p #[span#remaining.remaining]#[span#direction] #[span#tick.tick]
+    script.
+      document.body.classList.add("yes-script")
+      const WIDTH = !{WIDTH}
+      const timestamp = !{timestamp}
+      const style = "!{style}"
+      const formatOptions = !{JSON.stringify(formatOptions)}
+      const d = new Date(timestamp * 1000)
+      const UNITS = [
+        ["week", 7*24*60*60*1000],
+        ["day", 24*60*60*1000],
+        ["hour", 60*60*1000],
+        ["minute", 60*1000],
+      ]
+      const showSeconds = formatOptions.timeStyle === "medium" || style === "R"
+      if (showSeconds) UNITS.push(["second", 1000])
+
+      if (formatOptions.timeStyle) {
+        localTime.textContent = new Intl.DateTimeFormat(undefined, {timeStyle: formatOptions.timeStyle}).format(d)
+      } else {
+        localTime.textContent = "Any time on"
+        localTime.style.fill = "#888"
+      }
+      if (formatOptions.dateStyle) {
+        localDate.textContent = new Intl.DateTimeFormat(undefined, {dateStyle: formatOptions.dateStyle}).format(d)
+      } else {
+        localDate.textContent = "On any date"
+        localDate.style.fill = "#888"
+      }
+      const localTzText = new Intl.DateTimeFormat(undefined, {timeZoneName: "long"}).formatToParts(d).find(p => p.type === "timeZoneName").value
+      const localTitleText = new Intl.DateTimeFormat(undefined, {...formatOptions, timeZone: undefined}).format(d)
+      document.title = localTitleText
+      localTz.textContent = localTzText
+      for (const st of [localTime, localDate, localTz]) {
+        const l = st.getComputedTextLength()
+        if (l > WIDTH) {
+          st.style.fontSize = Math.floor(parseInt(st.style.fontSize) * WIDTH / l) + "px";
+        }
+      }
+
+      let frame = 0
+      function updateTimeRemaining() {
+        const now = new Date()
+        const timeForRemaining = new Date(d)
+        if (!formatOptions.dateStyle) {
+          timeForRemaining.setFullYear(now.getFullYear())
+          timeForRemaining.setMonth(now.getMonth())
+          timeForRemaining.setDate(now.getDate())
+        }
+        let difference = Math.abs(timeForRemaining.getTime() - now.getTime())
+
+        let foundSignificantField = false
+        let remainingText = UNITS.map(([unit, duration], index) => {
+          const multiplier = Math.floor(difference / duration)
+          difference -= multiplier * duration
+          if (multiplier > 0 || foundSignificantField) {
+            foundSignificantField = true
+            return multiplier + "\u00a0" + unit + (multiplier !== 1 ? "s" : "")
+          }
+        }).filter(s => s).join(", ")
+        if (remainingText) {
+          remaining.textContent = remainingText
+          direction.textContent =
+            ( timeForRemaining.getTime() > now.getTime()
+            ? "\u00a0from\u00a0now."
+            : "\u00a0ago.")
+        } else {
+          remaining.textContent = "Right now!"
+          direction.textContent = ""
+        }
+        if (!showSeconds) {
+          tick.textContent = String.fromCodePoint(11028 + ++frame % 2)
+        }
+      }
+      updateTimeRemaining()
+      setInterval(updateTimeRemaining, 1000)

src/web/routes/time.js

@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+// @ts-check
+
+const {defineEventHandler, getValidatedRouterParams, H3Event, setResponseHeader} = require("h3")
+const {as, db, sync} = require("../../passthrough")
+const {z} = require("zod")
+
+/** @type {import("../pug-sync")} */
+const pugSync = sync.require("../pug-sync")
+/** @type {import("../../discord/time")} */
+const discordTime = sync.require("../../discord/time")
+
+const schema = {
+	time: z.object({
+		timestamp: z.coerce.number(),
+		style: z.string().optional()
+	})
+}
+
+as.router.get("/time/:timestamp", defineEventHandler(async event => {
+	const {timestamp} = await getValidatedRouterParams(event, schema.time.parse)
+	const formatOptions = discordTime.getFormatOptions()
+	const text = discordTime.convertDiscordTime(timestamp)
+	return pugSync.render(event, "time.pug", {text, timestamp, formatOptions})
+}))
+
+as.router.get("/time/:timestamp/:style", defineEventHandler(async event => {
+	const {timestamp, style} = await getValidatedRouterParams(event, schema.time.parse)
+	const formatOptions = discordTime.getFormatOptions(style)
+	const text = discordTime.convertDiscordTime(timestamp, style)
+	return pugSync.render(event, "time.pug", {text, timestamp, style, formatOptions})
+}))

src/web/server.js

@@ -141,3 +141,4 @@ sync.require("./routes/oauth")
 sync.require("./routes/opt-out")
 sync.require("./routes/password")
 sync.require("./routes/stats")
+sync.require("./routes/time")

start.js

@@ -1,6 +1,11 @@
 #!/usr/bin/env node
 // @ts-check
 
+// Temporal API stabilised in Node.js 26. Previous versions can use `--harmony-temporal`, but that's jank, so have a polyfill.
+if (!("Temporal" in globalThis)) {
+	require("temporal-polyfill-lite/global")
+}
+
 const fs = require("fs")
 const sqlite = require("better-sqlite3")
 const migrate = require("./src/db/migrate")

test/data.js

@@ -1732,6 +1732,56 @@ module.exports = {
 				}
 			]
 		},
+		timestamps: {
+			type: 0,
+			content: "<t:1791106413:S>\n" +
+			"<t:1791106436:f>\n" +
+			"<t:1791106440:F>\n" +
+			"<t:1791106448:T>\n" +
+			"<t:1791019800:R>\n" +
+			"<t:1798153200:R>",
+			mentions: [],
+			mention_roles: [],
+			attachments: [],
+			embeds: [],
+			timestamp: "2026-10-04T09:34:27.909000+00:00",
+			edited_timestamp: null,
+			flags: 0,
+			components: [],
+			id: "1556238063774990499",
+			channel_id: "1160894080998461480",
+			author: {
+				id: "772659086046658620",
+				username: "cadence.worm",
+				avatar: "466df0c98b1af1e1388f595b4c1ad1b9",
+				discriminator: "0",
+				public_flags: 0,
+				flags: 0,
+				banner: null,
+				accent_color: null,
+				global_name: "cadence",
+				avatar_decoration_data: null,
+				collectibles: null,
+				display_name_styles: null,
+				vad_colors: null,
+				banner_color: null,
+				clan: {
+					identity_guild_id: "532245108070809601",
+					identity_enabled: true,
+					tag: "doll",
+					badge: "dba08126b4e810a0e096cc7cd5bc37f0"
+				},
+				primary_guild: {
+					identity_guild_id: "532245108070809601",
+					identity_enabled: true,
+					tag: "doll",
+					badge: "dba08126b4e810a0e096cc7cd5bc37f0"
+				}
+			},
+			pinned: false,
+			mention_everyone: false,
+			tts: false
+		},
 		unknown_role: {
 			id: "1162374402785153106",
 			type: 0,

test/test.js

@@ -132,6 +132,7 @@ file._actuallyUploadDiscordFileToMxc = function(url, res) { throw new Error(`Not
 	require("../src/db/orm.test")
 	require("../src/js/errors.test")
 	require("../src/web/server.test")
+	require("../src/discord/time.test")
 	require("../src/discord/utils.test")
 	require("../src/matrix/kstate.test")
 	require("../src/matrix/api.test")